My name is Wright S. Johnson, a.k.a. Ffordesoon, and you have clearly reached this Tumblr by mistake.

I am: straight, white, male, a writer, an editor, chubby, shlubby, opinionated, optimistic, pragmatic, absent-minded, short-sighted, open-minded, arrogant, naive, overeducated, undereducated, overconfident, secure, a bit of a jerk, loud, stubborn, funny, witty, introverted, perverse, impish, rational, irrational, embarrassed to call myself "funny" or "witty", unashamed, shameless, egotistical, Anglophilic, Japanophilic, kind of almost a feminist, shabbily dressed, an agnostic, an existentialist, not able to shut my mouth, nervous, slightly paranoid, willing to admit my mistakes, the owner of my words for better or worse, utterly crap at time management, probably not a person who should have a Tumblr.

I make: things up, people mad at me, snarky comments, messes, fiction, an excellent conversation piece, grammatical corrections, new things, things better, trouble.

I write: fiction, non-fiction, emails, forum posts, apologies, tweets, Kim Possible femslash fanfiction epics about the corruption inherent in unfettered capitalism for some reason I've never been able to properly articulate, comics hopefully someday maybe, reviews, essays, criticism, this thing what you are reading now.

I like: things that are good, from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic to Mad Men to The Mighty Boosh, from Psychonauts to Persona to Planescape: Torment, from Bolaño to Bradbury to Burroughs, from Conan Doyle to Conan O'Brien to Conan The Barbarian, from Welles to Whedon to Waters, from Kirby to Koike to Kurtzman.

I hate: stupidity, ignorance, bad writing, badness, evil, whining, olives.

Enjoy.

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